Cannes 2023: Firebrand review
The protagonists, Ansa (Alma Pöysti) and Holappa (Jussi Vatanen), have their first date at a movie theater—the film they see should not be spoiled—and the venue becomes a fated location throughout their relationship. For a time, there’s a sinking sense that the relationship might not come to pass. Holappa loses Ansa’s number almost as soon as she gives it to him and begins a run of almost impossibly bad luck.
Both are barely rooted. Ansa has lost her job at a supermarket under absurd conditions, only to find that her next gig, at a bar called California Pub (on what must be Finland’s least Californian block), is tenuous for different reasons. Holappa drinks excessively and loses his job at work after failing a sobriety test. At some point, he’ll be forced to sleep on the streets.
Part of what is appealing about Kaurismäki’s way of making movies is that he paints in such delicate strokes. To host Holappa for dinner, Ansa must first buy dinnerware she can barely afford. This is relayed in an offhand shot or two of her shopping, never spoken. Kaurismäki has put such care into every lighting arrangement as if each composition had to be perfectly measured to find the right balance of sadness and levity. His cuts are hilarious, even as they steer clear of the most obvious punch lines.

“Club Zero,” directed by Jessica Hausner (“Little Joe“), opens with a warning that its depiction of eating disorders might make it distressing for some viewers. In the first scene, Miss Novak (Mia Wasikowska), a new teacher at a posh private school, asks her students why they want to take a course in “conscious eating.” (Google suggests this is a real concept, but the movie seems unlikely to win any adherents.) As taught by Miss Novak, conscious eating is a cross between a diet fad and meditation. The gist is if you take deep breaths and think really, really hard about what you’re about to eat, and you cut your food into tiny pieces and contemplate them rather than putting them in your mouth, eventually, you’ll eat less.
The students want to participate for personal, environmental, and academic reasons. But Miss Novak isn’t one for half-measures. She looms over a student to tell him that a chunk of food is much too big. Soon she’s instructing them to eat a “plant-based mono diet”—only one type of food at a time, preferably a vegetable. Whenever students push back at Miss Novak’s instructions, she accuses them gently of not thinking the right way. Her methods are dangerous business for pupils who are diabetic or (already) bulimic. And how little does Miss Novak think her class can get away with eating? Well, there’s a number in the movie’s title.
So “Club Zero” follows Miss Novak’s claque as they go to increasingly grotesque lengths to will themselves into starvation. There is a gross-out element to the movie, notably in a scene in which a girl insists on eating her own vomit. But “Club Zero” isn’t a satire of nutrition flimflammery, partly because it barely qualifies as satire. (Very few of the gimmicks here appear to have been wholly invented for the film. Please don’t try any of this at home.)
Since at least 2009’s “Lourdes,” Hausner has been interested in religion as a subject, and “Club Zero” becomes increasingly explicit about being a study of cult formation and of how Miss Novak manages to bring skeptics around to her point of view. (When someone asks if it’s really possible to live on no food at all, Miss Novak replies, “The question is, why do we seek scientific proof for something that obviously works?” That sort of parry seems to play.) Even the principal (Sidse Babett Knudsen) gives her the benefit of the doubt.

“Firebrand” is a new film from Brazilian director Karim Aïnouz. In 2019, he won the top prize in the Un Certain Regard competition for “Invisible Life,” which followed two sisters living separately in Rio de Janeiro over many years. I had assumed “Firebrand” would be another Brazilian film, so I was confused when the movie began and turned out to be in English. It also appeared to be about Catherine Parr (Alicia Vikander), the last wife of Henry VIII.
The opening scrawl was also perplexing. History, the text says, mostly tells us things about men and war. “For the rest of humanity,” it adds, “we must draw our own—often wild—conclusions.” That doesn’t seem like the most responsible approach to historical research, but alright, wild conclusions it is. (The movie is based on the novel Queen’s Gambit by Elizabeth Fremantle.)
Most of all, I struggled to place the gargantuan éminence grise that someone had surely dragged off a West End stage to play Henry because he looked familiar (and was a startling likeness for the king). He probably had a closet full of Olivier Awards. And clearly, he had thrown himself into the role: This Henry is a monstrous presence—violent, lecherous, tossing his body over Vikander’s and jamming his fingers into her mouth; forever oozing pus from a leg infection that somehow stubbornly refuses to kill him.